Stories tagged spoof

Black Widow

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Hair as black as a Raven’s wing. Dark eyes. You wore a black dress, too, my favorite color.

Sing for Me

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I am beginning to worry. There is something that they are not telling me. I am afraid that something bad is going to happen.

For Chronic Reduplicators, Things Aren't Hunky-Dory

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"Everything was hunky-dory at my last job," Jim says of MediPet, a maker of veterinary supplies. "Then my manager quit and they hired this real fuddy-duddy. He gave me the heebie-jeebies."

Happy Hour at the Goodall Institute

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Please please PLEASE no more finger signs today. Lucy sick of finger signs. Yadda yadda yadda-Lucy doesn't know what Jane TALKING ABOUT! ENOUGH!

At the James Joyce Piggly Wiggly

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In Aisle 4 the hungry come that man eft seeking yogurt fruit with on bottom, ywimpled to Delores the express lane clerk that her have a nice day levin leaping lightens his load.

High Stakes Transform Innocent World of Spelling Bees

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It's the final round of the third-grade spelling bee at Sacred Heart Elementary School in this small Midwestern town, and you could cut the tension in the school's gymnasium with a wooden ice cream spoon.

Dinosaur Ghost: Chapter 3

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“And is the Monkey Man Monster also eating republicans?”

GV snags Pusillanimous Negative Blurbists rookie-of-week recognition!

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"As a former newspaper hack I tend to be more creative on deadline."