This was my quest for over 6 years. It would deplete my bank account, test my marriage and get me in with a lot cool celebrities.

The Snowman grinned malevolently as the Sugar Plum fairies shook in their tiny powdered boots."Santa has one more hour and then you're all marshmallow toasts!" the Snowman said. He laughed and he laughed. His evil plan? He wanted the key to time delivered to him personally…