Stories tagged snark

Consanguinity

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"Schadenfreude is the German word for deriving pleasure from the suffering of others. Not huge sadistic pleasure or anything, not being excited somebody's puppy got ran over. But just that little prick of relief we all get when there is some tragedy tha

The Infinite Monkey Theorem

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Yahweh’s a betting deity, as bad as Lucifer at times. If you don’t believe me, look at the duck-billed platypus. Yahweh lost that time. So did the duck, but that’s another story.

Danse Macabre

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Each day, they trot the coiffed/ and painted cadavers across the stage.

Snarket

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Shit, I guess I'm gonna hafta