Stories tagged scatology

For Dejan S. & Bob V. & Gordy B.

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Put blisters on your fingers and Put plasters on your head but Put peppers on your privates and You’ll wish that you were dead!

Starstruck

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He called it Rosebud, this chocolate starfish orb Of jacksy ring To rectify the back door thing His brown-eyed, elementary cleft did sing For Venus, Mars and more Considering the sun don't shine So much on Jupiter, but for The Plutoid bung of Saturn's rung…