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"What I need to wear the ring for," I said to myself, "I already got his last name..."

Why R. Limbaugh & Eminem Should Take Drugs Together: A 15-Part Treatise w/an Intermission & a Dancing Puppy to Lighten the Mood

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our lips are barely touching

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Our lips can touch, just touch. Our lips can touch, but they can't really touch.

HOW TO TELL PEOPLE WE SHOULD EVACUATE THE PLANET BECAUSE, APPARENTLY, YOU'VE BEEN INSANE ALL ALONG by Stephen Hawking

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[E ≠ mc²; 2 + 2 = 5; etc.]