Stories tagged no-sex

Just Doin' Our Job

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Bert takes care of Number One. He's not interested in the birds of the air or the beasts of the field.

Advice from Topeka

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... I know all about ax murderers because Elmo, my uncle by marriage to my sister who never had any sense was one. He done killed six women in a farm outside of Topeka in the space of they say three minutes, including my sister and her bingo friends . . .

Rejection at the Gates of Heaven

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"Some Purgatory in order, innit?"