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Estoppel Pays For The Souls He Threw Over

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his arm shakily slung round the chimney as if holding onto a brick house wife...

Little Jack Beanstalk Nips His Chainsaw In The Bud

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a shape shift ice sculpture made of foam and mist; it's hardly nothing

New Lows In Elevator Music

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electric zither replaces wah wah pedal so Isaac Hayes can roll over in his grave again...

Why Carrie Brownstein Is Cooler Than You—Since She & I Are Part of the Same CADENCE—And I Can Explain My SOUL, Better Than You!

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[PLEASE DON'T BELIEVE THAT "FUCKING ADVICE" COLUMNIST "DANG SEWAGE" WAS GILLES DE RAIS—RAPER OF DEAD CHILDREN'S BODIES—IN A "PASSED" (BUT "FAILED" LIFE), AND HAS ONLY GRUDGINGLY BURNED OFF FEW OF HIS KARMIC RIBBONS, BEFORE "REVERTING" TO RACKING UP MORE!]

They Take Those Most Willing to Endure, Write Them Off the Map, and Leave You to 'Resign' Yourself to What's Left

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[DO NOT READ BETWEEN THIS LINE ... CITIZEN!]

Why James Bopp, Jr., Decided to Just 'Chuck It' and Start 'Walking the Streets for Money' in Las Vegas, NV

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["Sorry, Charlie — GODDAMN TUNA!" "WHERE'S the MUTH-ah-FUCK-in' BEEEEF!" "DOUBLE your PLEASURE ... TRIPLE your GUM!"]

Tarantino

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Kill Bill origami, Brad Pitt hunting "Na Zees" while Travolta drags peace signs past almond eyes...

Kahuna's Note

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as dusk came and tide gone out, to ask their names, shout at fireflies:

Dick Cheney's Bleeding Anus: What You Can Do About It

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[PLEASE "PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE MAN BEHIND THE CURTAIN," FOLKS! THAT'S THE "BUSH™" FAMILY NAME OUT FRONT! THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS!]

Gotta Lotta Love

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and the Nicolette Larson song came on

Stupid Chess Move

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we get to know nothing

Skype's Not for Losers. Really.

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Aboriginal Lament

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“fucker,” I cursed, my leprechaun’s face always nearer to ground,

Fairly Fecund Too Tall & Freakishly Untitled

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lovely notched native American thing reaching ceilings of imagination, and longing,

sabotage

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people keep trying to get me/ "out of the house"./ they see fun in me, and cool in me,/ and want to spend time with me,/ and i am flattered most sincerely./