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“Talk is breaking many rules, but listening is holy,” he said last night when he sawed me in half but didn’t.
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1000
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A friend of a friend of a friend was less fortunate and got knocked up at the worst possible time; rumor had it some vindictive bitch’d taken a safety pin to the condoms.
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6400
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They know, you can not wish on a moon that bleeds out like a highlighter through the breast shirt pocket. It’s a waning gibbous and it’s been boring since someone didn’t get what they want on a Tuesday in December.
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3841
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“Are you familiar with the Mammalian Diving Reflex?”
“Yes. When the face comes in contact with water below the temperature of, what, 60 degrees—”
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9442
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You tempted fate,
walked under ladders, screamed down twisting canyons on the back of a motorcycle without a helmet, stepped on cracks on the sidewalk, ran with scissors, licked a frozen flagpole, rode in cars roaring along at 100 miles an hour and hitch
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300
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I’ve always wondered why my sister got all the luck in our family. She was shinier than the rest of us, somehow. Had the sweet smell of “good luck” on her.
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1227167
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Nothing about it//
is attractive- its color, it’s design,/
it’s market value. I leave it be and watch
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69322
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[FUN FACT: Can you name the 3 80's sitcom stars who asked cops when they were pulled over for a speeding ticket, 'Don't you KNOW WHO I AM!' Answer: It's not just three!]
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