Stories tagged horny

A Piece of Tale from the North Pole

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It told such a tale, it complected me pale Oh the scandal! I thought, reading on It exposed good St. Nick (despite all of the schtick) As a shamelessly brazen Don Juan. For he weren’t always old and the fact must be told...

Horny

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Cornelia stared in the mirror wishing them away. She'd locked herself in the bathroom for several hours now, but no one had even noticed. Her surprise at cutting her hand while washing her hair was nothing compared to horror she felt when she realized exactly what she'd cut…

There's No Place Like Home

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That's gross.