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Excerpts from 'SMILE, Leanna! YOU'RE GODDAMN WELL FUCKING WORTH IT!'

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Maybe I'll take a page from Michelle Orange — you know, that part in "The Sicily Papers" where she transcribes the conversation of those two young "business" type guys, who are seated next to her in coach, and all but bellowing in her ear?

This Story is Terrible, and I Only Wrote It to Annoy You People

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[DON'T OPEN 'TIL X-MAS!]

Why Mitch McConnell Can't Get It Up: A Tragedy in One Act

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["SEXUAL CONGRESS" VS. THE "STRICT OBSTRUCTIONIST" ... WHO WILL WIN OUT?]

Skype's Not for Losers. Really.

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HOW TO TELL PEOPLE WE SHOULD EVACUATE THE PLANET BECAUSE, APPARENTLY, YOU'VE BEEN INSANE ALL ALONG by Stephen Hawking

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[E ≠ mc²; 2 + 2 = 5; etc.]

SHARPEI! by Tao™ Lin®

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[Don't try to interview me, even if you're from "Rolling Stone" — I'll just "tweet" in your face!]