by Smiley McGrouchpants, Jr-Esq-III
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This is based, in part, on a bit from an episode of "The Simpsons" that, for whatever reason, really stuck in my craw:
Homer's walking by a U.S. map, which he glances at, and says (pointing): "Ooh! Look! There's a NEW Mexico!"
(God bless us Americans ... y'know?)
Shit. I opened it early. I am really bad with directions. Sorry. I hope it's not ruined.
I opened it, too. Jeez. Nobody follows instructions 'round 'ere.
I wonder who the 20 other people are that didn't fess up? (I admit at least two of the 24 are me. Maybe three. But one of them isn't saying.)
Couldn't be worse.
Psssssst, Gloria.
Have you read his other stuff?
Yeah, it could be.
Much worse.
Much.
Hey, Sally, what the—
Oh, that's a (sort of) "compliment," isn't it?
Yes. Yes it is.
(At least, I'm TAKING it that way ... )
Love how you arranged the tags; skillful indeed