This Story is Terrible, and I Only Wrote It to Annoy You People

by Smiley McGrouchpants, Jr-Esq-III

              "Did you hear?  Bobby Zealand, David Orleans, and Michael Mexico were in a terrible accident.  They got hit by a bus!"
              "I knew Zealand, and I knew Orleans, and I knew Mexico!  Was Robert England there?"
              "I didn't know you knew England!"
              "Well, I knew Hampshire . . . and I knew York . . . but that's not really—"

                                          THE END