Stories tagged brad-pitt

My Most Humble Request

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Do not shake the baby. Shake the martini. That’s what martinis are for.

I'm Face Blind. Who The Hell Are You?

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The real problem with being face blind isn't that you can't recognize faces. It's that people expect you to be able to.