Interviewer: So, you walk on water, right? How is that possible? Jesus Lizard: Well, I only run on water, and upright on my hind legs. Haha, if I tried just walking on water I’d sink quicker than St. Peter!

I've seen some stuff. Let me tell you. There's much more love among people in the world than they let on. Iwish I could show you to your face. Now that's somethingworth licking you. Also noted: most wild animals are fine with leaving you…