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My Experience At AWP Collecting Imaginary Husbands

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OK - imaginary hubands... you know who you are! Now it is time to earn some money and wash the car! Confession: Chris Bell proposed hiding a few dozen red roses behind his back. This could have been the highlight of AWP if I hadn't already been marrie

White Gravy

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Think you see faces in me? It's a front only, I crawl, shapeshift, blah blah, blah rain.

Damn Savage Cut His Penis Off, Put It on a Hot-Dog Bun, and Ate It.What Did He Say After He Consumed, Digested, and Excreted It?

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['SHELLOIL' CAN BE SPELLED ON A CALCULATOR IF YOU TYPE IN '71077345' AND HOLD IT UPSIDE-DOWN!]

Goodnight, Travel Well

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An excerpt.

Lorelei

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It was all things considered a particularly odd sight, which Annalise did not know how to handle.