Stories tagged valentines

Just for Fun on Valentine's Day: Veggie Love

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Tonight she was on a date with Peel who wore a string celery tie, admired her vines, opened leaves, complimented her fresh lettuce wrap. Never mind that if her date stood sideways, he was an exclamation point, a comma, a question.

Spill

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—pushing a bolus at the base of my testicles like a toaster lever, ‘till that prodigious penis it pops right up,

Valentine's Day: Say it with Chickens

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Love at first sight? Not for me.