Stories tagged useless-advice

Tips for the Prospective Superhero

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Drop out of school. Buy a journal and keep a list of excuses. Run wind sprints and lay off the beer. Use teeth whitener.

Let Me Drown

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Our local low rent ice-based superhero said he’d had enough and would check back in early spring.