35143
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electric zither
replaces wah wah pedal
so Isaac Hayes
can roll over
in his grave again...
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20370
|
[PLEASE DON'T BELIEVE THAT "FUCKING ADVICE" COLUMNIST "DANG SEWAGE" WAS GILLES DE RAIS—RAPER OF DEAD CHILDREN'S BODIES—IN A "PASSED" (BUT "FAILED" LIFE), AND HAS ONLY GRUDGINGLY BURNED OFF FEW OF HIS KARMIC RIBBONS, BEFORE "REVERTING" TO RACKING UP MORE!]
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102910
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["Sorry, Charlie — GODDAMN TUNA!" "WHERE'S the MUTH-ah-FUCK-in' BEEEEF!" "DOUBLE your PLEASURE ... TRIPLE your GUM!"]
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27332
|
We whistle on the way to work ...
|
89000
|
["SEXUAL CONGRESS" VS. THE "STRICT OBSTRUCTIONIST" ... WHO WILL WIN OUT?]
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104021
|
[IF JANE JACOBS AIN'T "PHILOSOPHY" ... NOTHING IS!]
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183443
|
[testing ... one, two, three ... testing ... is this thing on? ... ok, here goes:]
|
112521
|
[E ≠ mc²; 2 + 2 = 5; etc.]
|
4400
|
hard, hard sex in a wind tunnel
|
124111
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