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Life feels like being stuck in a bus, next to a skinny bitch – the kind that keeps blinking.
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"Poor Johnny, poor Johnny." He clucked his tongue.
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This story is a work of fiction. Any similarity to actual persons, living or dead, is coincidental and unintentional and should not be inferred. (Really!)
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1901
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a shape shift ice
sculpture made of foam
and mist; it's hardly nothing
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electric zither
replaces wah wah pedal
so Isaac Hayes
can roll over
in his grave again...
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[PLEASE DON'T BELIEVE THAT "FUCKING ADVICE" COLUMNIST "DANG SEWAGE" WAS GILLES DE RAIS—RAPER OF DEAD CHILDREN'S BODIES—IN A "PASSED" (BUT "FAILED" LIFE), AND HAS ONLY GRUDGINGLY BURNED OFF FEW OF HIS KARMIC RIBBONS, BEFORE "REVERTING" TO RACKING UP MORE!]
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["Sorry, Charlie — GODDAMN TUNA!" "WHERE'S the MUTH-ah-FUCK-in' BEEEEF!" "DOUBLE your PLEASURE ... TRIPLE your GUM!"]
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Kill Bill origami, Brad Pitt hunting
"Na Zees" while Travolta drags
peace signs past almond eyes...
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Dan, my
hope, It said, or less, Lee, are you
are you are you
feeling me?
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