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Blood Sugar

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Life feels like being stuck in a bus, next to a skinny bitch – the kind that keeps blinking.

Sons of Nothing

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"Poor Johnny, poor Johnny." He clucked his tongue.

What I'd Have to Call My 'Meatsack Family'

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This story is a work of fiction. Any similarity to actual persons, living or dead, is coincidental and unintentional and should not be inferred. (Really!)

Little Jack Beanstalk Nips His Chainsaw In The Bud

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a shape shift ice sculpture made of foam and mist; it's hardly nothing

New Lows In Elevator Music

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electric zither replaces wah wah pedal so Isaac Hayes can roll over in his grave again...

Why Carrie Brownstein Is Cooler Than You—Since She & I Are Part of the Same CADENCE—And I Can Explain My SOUL, Better Than You!

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[PLEASE DON'T BELIEVE THAT "FUCKING ADVICE" COLUMNIST "DANG SEWAGE" WAS GILLES DE RAIS—RAPER OF DEAD CHILDREN'S BODIES—IN A "PASSED" (BUT "FAILED" LIFE), AND HAS ONLY GRUDGINGLY BURNED OFF FEW OF HIS KARMIC RIBBONS, BEFORE "REVERTING" TO RACKING UP MORE!]

Why James Bopp, Jr., Decided to Just 'Chuck It' and Start 'Walking the Streets for Money' in Las Vegas, NV

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["Sorry, Charlie — GODDAMN TUNA!" "WHERE'S the MUTH-ah-FUCK-in' BEEEEF!" "DOUBLE your PLEASURE ... TRIPLE your GUM!"]

Tarantino

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Kill Bill origami, Brad Pitt hunting "Na Zees" while Travolta drags peace signs past almond eyes...

Defibrillator

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Dan, my hope, It said, or less, Lee, are you are you are you feeling me?

Seeking Submissions

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