Stories tagged spam

Zombicil

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I’m told it hurts. It hurts more than anyone ever thought it would. Every light in the room blinds you. Every sound in the room deafens you. The pain is excruciating as muscles and nerves that aren’t meant to work anymore are forced back to life i

Dear Lieutenant General Fred

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But I am delighted to inform you that through our computer added softwareness, YOU have to been chosen as our Nigerian contact for the transfer of fundage used to research global warming. How ‘bout them apples?

You Are Free To Leave

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All that was missing from this festival of the brain dead was Barney the goddamn dinosaur.

Suzy And Emily From College

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Suzy and Emily from college are waiting, goddamn it. What kind of idiot are you?