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Sex when you’re pregnant
Is like sex when you aren’t
Pregnant, but with extra people.
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Bright sun beams rise from the east.
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I’m nowhere near as clever as George Saunders. You might be here looking for something else, something more profound or even biting satire or absurdism but, nope, just me in a cave.
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We sit in a circle and eat the salmon that we caught less than a week earlier. Things are said and they flutter around, subjects passed from person to person until I feel a breeze and the conversation lands on me. I can't help but to say the wrong thing and feel a small…
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FOR THE WOMAN WHO FINDS THAT HOT COFFEE WITH CREAM, ORGEAT SYRUP (ALMOND FLAVOR) AND BRANDY IS A GOOD SUBSTITUTE FOR SEX, PROBABLY BETTER THAN THE ORIGINAL Moreover, no one is likely to filch your blanket in the middle of the night.
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I am not in the now of Tomorrow, nor Today - ...
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