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				Sex when you’re pregnant
Is like sex when you aren’t
Pregnant, but with extra people. 
					
				 
				
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				Bright sun beams rise from the east. 
					
				 
				
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				I’m nowhere near as clever as George Saunders.  You might be here looking for something else, something more profound or even biting satire or absurdism but, nope, just me in a cave. 
					
				 
				
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				We sit in a circle and eat the salmon that we caught less than a week earlier. Things are said and they flutter around, subjects passed from person to person until I feel a breeze and the conversation lands on me. I can't help but to say the wrong thing and feel a small… 
					
				 
				
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				FOR THE WOMAN WHO FINDS  THAT HOT COFFEE WITH CREAM, ORGEAT SYRUP (ALMOND FLAVOR)  AND BRANDY IS A GOOD SUBSTITUTE FOR SEX,  PROBABLY BETTER THAN THE ORIGINAL     Moreover,  no one is likely to filch your blanket  in the middle of the night.     
					
				 
				
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				I am not in the now of Tomorrow, nor Today - ... 
					
				 
				
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