Stories tagged reptiles

DEFILEMENT OUTSIDE OF HEAVEN, TWO MILES

by strannikov, Dec 21, 2011
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The road that passed through the swamp near where the cemetery stood, that is, the road that passed by the cemetery that stood near where the swamp lay—but no, that’s not the case, because that’s not the same road. If I’d been on THAT road—

Fitness freak lizard caught doing push ups in embarrassing act of rock humping.

by Dom Macchiaroli, Nov 15, 2012
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My friend said the lizard was merely sunning itself, trying to get warm since reptiles are cold-blooded. I countered that this was nothing less than the vile display of an animal trying a coital act on a two billion year old boulder.