Stories tagged razor

Dear John

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Dear John,Hey jagoff, just writing a note to say farewell and as I pick up the pieces of my now shattered existence because you couldn't keep your dick in your pants, and impregnated another woman, I wish you luck in raising your spawn. Please don't reproduce anymore. We on…

Five Bucks.

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“For Chrissake! Just get me one of fucking Tony's half-assed, made in China bullshit, getaway cars. My plate is hot!” I had never hated cars so much before. Not so much the cars, but the sound the cheap ones made when they drove past my house. The…