Stories tagged pork

Eureka!

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To get there we had to fly up on a United Airlines crop duster with two cocktails and a basket of desiccated crickets for snacks Instead of landing they pushed us off the wingtips strapped to parachutes, but it wasn’t so bad since we were go

But the Sun Also Sets

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I’ve lost interest in the limelight since I’ve come to understand that I’m not meant to be in it. We walk past the Porker Palace and see crowds of the rich with piles of pig in their hands, stacks of pork piled up on their plates as they swirl amo

FUCKANEAR SUICIDE

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FUCKANEAR SUICIDE I rip off my penis. Rip off my ear. Steal a glance, through the lookingglass, at the iron in the tub. Stick the penis through the ear. “Fuck an ear!” I bark. “Distilled…