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Life feels like being stuck in a bus, next to a skinny bitch – the kind that keeps blinking.
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She liked him. He was hot. He made the big bucks. He was smart.
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The yellowed and peeling posters of men and women with grotesque disfigurements under the slogan, “Know Your Criminals!” that peered down at him from the walls were a familiar sight. Everyone knew that people with faces like that were as monstrous as they looked…
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“You have an impressive pair there,” he says, hands warm as he cups them. “Shame they’re on a man though.”
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Smoke is pouring outta my ears! (And outta my mouth and nostrils, but that's normal.) The Fast-o-matic Supermart has changed their coupons. Now you can't swap them for plastic surgery. So all those tubes of New Orleans-style Cottil-i-Lard dog sausage…
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