Stories tagged ping-pong

Ping Pong

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In between, they love each other madly, fuck like the rare....

Patricide: A Romance

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Your sister sucked on pong balls. Her machine sucked.

Letters to Conrad

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Dear Conrad, If you cannot control your dog’s barking I’ll rig up a loud speaker facing the general direction of your house, and every time your mutt starts howling at the moon, I’ll start playing “It’s a Small World (After All)” at top volume on the p