Stories tagged may

Winds of May

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I dig up half my life in the garden.

It's May. Enjoy Yourself!

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May is National Masturbation Month. How do I know? My pal Senior Sex Expert Joan Price is not only vigorously celebrating, but doing everything she can to spread the word.“I'm on it!” I assured her when she told me. “Thanks.”…

May the Groaner

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May was a groaner. These were not loud wrestler type groans not little whisper-quiet lady-like ones but your regular run-of-the-mill every day groans.


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... and August's drought/ will yellow lawns, singe the shrubs,/ and amplify cicada song.