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 | Dogs will hump anything.  Cats do not hump. | 
		
		
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 | I had the idea for a pageant for my obedience school at spring graduation | 
		
		
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 | As part of an online writers ”interview” series, I decided to deviate a little from the norm and do my first interview with our housecat, while I await my first ever conversation with an actual human.
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 | My friend said the lizard was merely sunning itself, trying to get warm since reptiles are cold-blooded. I countered that this was nothing less than the vile display of an animal trying a coital act on a two billion year old boulder. |