Stories tagged humping

Why Dogs are Men and Cats are Women

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Dogs will hump anything. Cats do not hump.

The Show Must Go On

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I had the idea for a pageant for my obedience school at spring graduation

Interview with the Cat

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As part of an online writers ”interview” series, I decided to deviate a little from the norm and do my first interview with our housecat, while I await my first ever conversation with an actual human.

Fitness freak lizard caught doing push ups in embarrassing act of rock humping.

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My friend said the lizard was merely sunning itself, trying to get warm since reptiles are cold-blooded. I countered that this was nothing less than the vile display of an animal trying a coital act on a two billion year old boulder.