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The crowd gathered around the dying man's bed, waiting for his last words.
He was a genius. The most prolific writer and philosopher to ever live. He wiped his ass with the words of Shakespeare. The thoughts of Plato, Socrates, Descartes, and Nietzsche w
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I would rather be spanking my simian but Mister Rise And Shine And Give God The Glory Glory is disrupting my fantasy life with his lawn mowing across the street.
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I know he's an accident waiting to happen.
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"She’s a woman in love... that's
Tom Petty, baby," she says, while painting perfect heart humps
on his warm ass with purple Sharpie
marker.
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I was insufficiently abused as a child.
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