Stories tagged fast-food

Twenty Percent

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That September, he had enjoyed drinks in the company of now-dead utopians.

Drive Through

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“I am interested in trying the veal. I hear after plucking it from its mother’s womb, it is suspended, never touching the ground, to keep it tender. It has never been exposed to ultraviolet radiation from the sun, enhancing its disorientation."

May I Take Your Order?

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Coke is not a woman, sir. It’s a soda.

Happy Meal

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The girl loved the car for all the reasons her mother didn’t.