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We met every other Tuesday in a dimly lit conference room at Woods Memorial Library. Over lemonade and pecan sandies, we doled out notices for CC&R violations – a garbage can left on the curb longer than two days, a yard overrun with little mallows,
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I sprawl, I spill and I splutter
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"Dude!" James smacked Peter's head. "Don't be a jerk. Did you get a look at her or not?"
Peter said, "I didn't really see her face. Is she hot? Do you wanna kiss her face?"
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My friend said the lizard was merely sunning itself, trying to get warm since reptiles are cold-blooded. I countered that this was nothing less than the vile display of an animal trying a coital act on a two billion year old boulder.
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