Stories tagged cheeseburger

Mr. Townsend Wakes Up

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Mr. Townsend is a normal guy. He's been on auto pilot a while. When he finally snaps out of it, he's surprised at what he finds.

Cheeseburgart

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"Yes, your burger has some real genuine character -- some real definition. And its lettuce is quite handsome! And that smudge of ketchup? Amazing! Any Cheeseburgart collector worth his salt would snatch your burger up in an instant."