Stories tagged butterfingers

Things I Should Have Done - #1

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I should have left my ex-husband at the altar after that screaming match we had the day before we married.

Dinner at La Maison Bouche

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The knife that precedes the bigger knife that precedes the spoon that precedes the flat fork, with stuff like that I'm all butterfingers, & even though he's never been to Italy except once to shoot a gun when the world was a great big jumble, he remembers all…