Stories tagged beaver

The Serious Writer and Her Pussy

56745674 views147147 comments7979 favs

One can smuggle drugs inside a pussy. (also, see tags!)

The Cake Forest

855855 views00 comments00 favs

They look like amateur beavers, all twenty-seven of them on their knees, gnawing through frosting bark. My wife is taking notes on a huge purple flower, listening to the kids as they shout out what tree corresponds to what flavor.