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My Period Blood.

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[CAUTION: IF YOU ARE UNDULY "FIXATED" ON GOD, AMERICA, MOM, APPLE PIE, AND/OR BASEBALL ... YOU MAY WANT TO AVERT YOUR EYES!]

Excerpts from 'SMILE, Leanna! YOU'RE GODDAMN WELL FUCKING WORTH IT!'

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Maybe I'll take a page from Michelle Orange — you know, that part in "The Sicily Papers" where she transcribes the conversation of those two young "business" type guys, who are seated next to her in coach, and all but bellowing in her ear?

Significant Things

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“This is a Kneeling Bus.” They’re all kneeling buses, why do they even have to say that? Almost every person gets off in the front now when it says it even says right on the bus to please move to the back and exit from the rear side doors. I hate having t