Stories tagged artemis

When Advertising Slogans Go Horribly Wrong

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“SKIPPY IS A CUCKOLD!” screams kitchen Cuckoo Clock every hour on the hour...

for one dedicated to artemis

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artemis is but a mincing fawn:/ no sacred bitches need i in my ranks,/ nor hunting dogs to tear a man apart/ when i have teeth enough to bruise fine flanks.