| 20  2  0   
 | apparently, at about 2:30 or whenever the spirit moves him, my boss stands at the door to his office and shouts: “Fifty bucks for the next sale!” | 
		
		
			| 68  9  4   
 | We ate takeout Chinese.  Two days before, we learned the feds were coming.  Two months into this job, it was time to call my parents, say, I’m jobless again. | 
		
		
			| 306  12  8   
 | Last week, Zitana gave me six losing numbers.  For the Mega Millions, she said, untold riches await you!  I followed her advice.  Not one number came up. | 
		
		
			| 431  21  13   
 | The last time I jumped off a building I bounced.  Sixteen stories.  People ask, why.  I say, I knew I’d bounce. | 
		
		
			| 26  4  2   
 | While my rival was irresistible, I found her tax plan disgusting and her morality views puritanical.  I couldn’t resist, though, her fascist primness. | 
		
		
			| 1708  15  9   
 | “Phennias Jessup is his name. That’s his death’s head scroll, an hourglass, bats, spirals and angel’s wings on either side of the top part of the stone. " | 
		
		
			| 52  6  3   
 | The last postcard, kept in a secret place in the postal system, ready to be sent to the person who breaks the system.  It’s your fault, the postmaster general will write, it’s you that’s ruined everything. | 
		
		
			| 87  20  9   
 | I want to invite her into my apartment for coffee and hearty soup.  But I’m afraid of this guy, his voice, his muscles, his tattoos, his t-shirts like blood-spattered inkblots. | 
		
		
			| 1578  20  11   
 | The box thuds at your feet: mug, plant, wedding photo, the 25-year pen.  | 
		
		
			| 924  13  9   
 | Our local low rent ice-based superhero said he’d had enough and would check back in early spring. |