Alphabetical stories

Awesome!

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I’ve really had it up to here with people who say “awesome” of things that don’t inspire awe.

Ax Murderer

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The ax murderer is lonely. He has been sitting around all day waiting for his victim to come home from work. His victim is taking her sweet time. He has already eaten all her cheerios. He has already looked through her…

Axes

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You think about the first time you saw an axe

Axiology and Semantics: Expiration Dates

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In my seriousness I am not making the case that none of “this” (our contemporaneity, our historical moment) “matters”.