Nobody has been able to use the washer and dryer for over a month now. Our neighbors have gone laundry crazy. They've become suds-a-holics. They wash everything. If it isn't nailed down, they wash it. Outboard engines, peculiar feelings, dominatrix boots, metaphors,…

I’ve really had it up to here with people who say “awesome” of things that don’t inspire awe.

In my seriousness I am not making the case that none of “this” (our contemporaneity, our historical moment) “matters”.