Stories tagged scottish

Riding the tube to work

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Mario was a dafty, a pure numpty, and he didn't have a clue what he was doing. 1. Tube (noun) Scottish slang for idiot. I knew from previous shifts that my thighs would hurt as if I'd done the Grand …

Scottish Independence

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with peaty aromatics, opened,/ and a welcomed sting, swallowed,