Stories tagged outdoors

Okatooga Warhammer

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They looked like girl’s jeans. Matt held them against himself in the mirror. Not that girl’s jeans were a mark against them. Usually, girls had better jeans anyway. Matt took two of the biggest pairs out of the big chest in his grandmother’s back closet.

The Parade Path

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Beautiful, a country left abandoned by the parade path. The soldiers that typically occupy this place, temporarily removed to neighboring lands; congregating together, backs to the native. I benefit from the accidental diversion.

Fitness freak lizard caught doing push ups in embarrassing act of rock humping.

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My friend said the lizard was merely sunning itself, trying to get warm since reptiles are cold-blooded. I countered that this was nothing less than the vile display of an animal trying a coital act on a two billion year old boulder.