5122812
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93105
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He went to pour some iced chamomile tea which smelled like dog shit when he took it out of the mini-fridge.
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62174
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The doctors and nurses don’t know I dance at The Sauce, smile at me with respect.
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4102717
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Everyday I take advantage of my looks, for example I never remove lint from my socks, my gloves, or my hat.
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5373
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3402814
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"And who with the lovely feet am I speaking with tonight?" he said. "First name only, please".
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182199
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Pam spied her ex-husband, Steve, at a Whole Foods market. He was buying red organic grapes, seedless grapes, the type of grapes that babies choke on.
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900
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It is night and the business of plastic has swallowed me like it did my father.
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2873413
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live on Carl Street near the park in a room big enough for myself and maybe a ferret, a half block from the express train.
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5376
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The bed was rocking, or I was dying, or I was on a ride and having a super dream.
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7765
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I am 32 years of age with a mind to mind. I grew up molled, comfortable around women (and do not pull out my dick)
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9564
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She gives me the finger, goes back to her book about time travel.
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15783
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"But you're all balled up," I said.
"Back down," she hissed.
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7844631
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Can you walk on my back with your little bare feet honey? Sam asks.
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153188
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He did not see the large fake goat dancing in circles.
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