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The Damned Thing Out

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Something was there. It was undeniable, and he turned to face the padre, whose eyes were now clenched shut. Without asking for further permission, he moved his hand in-between the intestines, which felt like curtains of tightly—wound chorizos. Suddenly

Fitness freak lizard caught doing push ups in embarrassing act of rock humping.

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My friend said the lizard was merely sunning itself, trying to get warm since reptiles are cold-blooded. I countered that this was nothing less than the vile display of an animal trying a coital act on a two billion year old boulder.