Stories tagged e-mail

Billets Doux

by Wendy Wimmer, Nov 10, 2009
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Dear Aspertame, Okay, are you REALLY bad for me? I keep getting e-mails saying you'll give me MS or Cancer, but then I also hear it's total crap. So tell me, are you going to kill me or what? Consider your answer carefully while I drink this Diet Coke.

I AWAIT YOUR URGENT REPLY!

by Doug Bond, Dec 04, 2010
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So the utmost question remains, will you partner me this transaction!

Suzy And Emily From College

by Misti Rainwater-Lites, Sep 13, 2012
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Suzy and Emily from college are waiting, goddamn it. What kind of idiot are you?

Empty Words

by Sally Jayne Heymann, Mar 25, 2013
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My palms itch, fingers grow cold and numb, knees clench together in anticipation.