Stories tagged condoms

Oedipus Speaks

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I don’t know what happened. One day I was in her room, groping the various drawers for hidden condoms, glimpses of women’s undergarments and I found a spectacular pair of blue lace panties

How Did I Get Here?

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I'm on light rail yesterday morning when it occurs to me that it's been awhile since I've played the “How did I get here?” game. It goes something like this: The next time you've got a free minute or two, stop everything you're doing and look around…


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Because his mother is Catholic and he may be, too, subliminally.