Stories tagged 12-days-of-christmas

So Played the Pipes in Arras

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After he closed the door, Harry stared at the box for a long time before picking it up. I know what it is and I know what it means. Bloody hell. And at Christmas of all times.

Twelve Days of Crackmas

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On the tenth day of Christmas, my crackwhore gave to me ten colt 40's nine sheets of acid