A Welcome and Primer
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Joani Reese |
over 2 years ago by Kitty Boots |
I had flipped a boat, I had crashed cars, I had done acid, I had gotten dumped, I had finished my requirements junior year. |
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Smiley McGrouchpants, Jr-Esq-III |
10 months ago by Smiley McGrouchpants, Jr-Esq-III |
They had their primary experiences at the office. |
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Smiley McGrouchpants, Jr-Esq-III |
11 months ago by Smiley McGrouchpants, Jr-Esq-III |
Don't make a movie without watching this movie. Don't write a screenplay without watching this movie. |
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Smiley McGrouchpants, Jr-Esq-III |
11 months ago by Chris Okum |
Mr. Schmertz died on me. |
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Smiley McGrouchpants, Jr-Esq-III |
11 months ago by Smiley McGrouchpants, Jr-Esq-III |
I used to smoke pot. |
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Smiley McGrouchpants, Jr-Esq-III |
11 months ago by Smiley McGrouchpants, Jr-Esq-III |
HAPPY NEW YEAR |
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Chris Okum |
11 months ago by David Ackley |
THE JEW WHO MANS THE WEATHER WEAPON WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGIZE |
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Chris Okum |
11 months ago by Smiley McGrouchpants, Jr-Esq-III |
TOM CRUISE ON NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS |
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Chris Okum |
11 months ago by Smiley McGrouchpants, Jr-Esq-III |
Glitch in posting a comment |
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Ann Bogle |
1 year ago by Ann Bogle |
Dick Cheney used to get raped a lot as a child. Donald Rumsfeld had an alcoholic mother. George W. Bush used to do heroin, in alleyways, sucking dicks for money. |
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Smiley McGrouchpants, Jr-Esq-III |
1 year ago by Smiley McGrouchpants, Jr-Esq-III |
The MAX has been sucking so much lately— |
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Smiley McGrouchpants, Jr-Esq-III |
1 year ago by Smiley McGrouchpants, Jr-Esq-III |
"Dick Cheney got sent to prison, and he got so much cum shot up his ass, it could probably impregnate a small NATION!!!" |
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Smiley McGrouchpants, Jr-Esq-III |
1 year ago by Smiley McGrouchpants, Jr-Esq-III |
"We don't know anything." |
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Smiley McGrouchpants, Jr-Esq-III |
1 year ago by Smiley McGrouchpants, Jr-Esq-III |
Jordan Peterson is the reincarnation of Emily Brontë! |
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Smiley McGrouchpants, Jr-Esq-III |
1 year ago by Smiley McGrouchpants, Jr-Esq-III |
Richard M. Nixon is the reincarnation of Ethelred the Unready[*]! |
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Smiley McGrouchpants, Jr-Esq-III |
1 year ago by Smiley McGrouchpants, Jr-Esq-III |
"Leroy, could you slap the TV with the side of your hand real good to keep the picture from rollin'?" |
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Smiley McGrouchpants, Jr-Esq-III |
1 year ago by Smiley McGrouchpants, Jr-Esq-III |
Jordan Peterson says he's a nut, and the reason "Don't Worry, Darling" isn't very good is you can't use him as a subject, or you lose your bearings. |
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Smiley McGrouchpants, Jr-Esq-III |
1 year ago by Smiley McGrouchpants, Jr-Esq-III |
"I'm sleeping a lot ... the singer's still a jerk ... " |
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Smiley McGrouchpants, Jr-Esq-III |
1 year ago by Smiley McGrouchpants, Jr-Esq-III |
"I know what you're thinking -- why suck DONKEY DICKS on MTV™?? Why THERE??" |
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Smiley McGrouchpants, Jr-Esq-III |
1 year ago by Smiley McGrouchpants, Jr-Esq-III |
"Leroy." |
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Smiley McGrouchpants, Jr-Esq-III |
1 year ago by Smiley McGrouchpants, Jr-Esq-III |
"Well, I'm Dick CHENEY, after all — I don't suck DONKEY *DICKS*, or anything!!!" |
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Smiley McGrouchpants, Jr-Esq-III |
1 year ago by Smiley McGrouchpants, Jr-Esq-III |
Norman Mailer once wrote a book about Marilyn Monroe ... |
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Smiley McGrouchpants, Jr-Esq-III |
1 year ago by Smiley McGrouchpants, Jr-Esq-III |
"Let's go to Costco™, Mabel. They got them pickle jars. Only $5 each!!!" |
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Smiley McGrouchpants, Jr-Esq-III |
1 year ago by Smiley McGrouchpants, Jr-Esq-III |
After you see "Don't Worry, Darling," you can Google the scene where Florence Pugh gets fucked by some guy in some other movie, and jerk off to it, and it feels real good!!! |
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Smiley McGrouchpants, Jr-Esq-III |
1 year ago by Smiley McGrouchpants, Jr-Esq-III |
Joyce Carol Oates isn't even blonde. She doesn't know what she's talking about. |
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Smiley McGrouchpants, Jr-Esq-III |
1 year ago by Smiley McGrouchpants, Jr-Esq-III |