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A Welcome and Primer
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Joani Reese |
1 year ago by Kitty Boots |
| Dick Cheney used to get raped a lot as a child. Donald Rumsfeld had an alcoholic mother. George W. Bush used to do heroin, in alleyways, sucking dicks for money. |
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Smiley McGrouchpants Jr. |
1 day ago by Smiley McGrouchpants Jr. |
| The MAX has been sucking so much lately— |
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Smiley McGrouchpants Jr. |
2 days ago by Smiley McGrouchpants Jr. |
| "Dick Cheney got sent to prison, and he got so much cum shot up his ass, it could probably impregnate a small NATION!!!" |
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Smiley McGrouchpants Jr. |
2 days ago by Smiley McGrouchpants Jr. |
| "We don't know anything." |
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Smiley McGrouchpants Jr. |
3 days ago by Smiley McGrouchpants Jr. |
| Jordan Peterson is the reincarnation of Emily Brontë! |
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Smiley McGrouchpants Jr. |
3 days ago by Smiley McGrouchpants Jr. |
| Richard M. Nixon is the reincarnation of Ethelred the Unready[*]! |
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Smiley McGrouchpants Jr. |
3 days ago by Smiley McGrouchpants Jr. |
| "Leroy, could you slap the TV with the side of your hand real good to keep the picture from rollin'?" |
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Smiley McGrouchpants Jr. |
3 days ago by Smiley McGrouchpants Jr. |
| Jordan Peterson says he's a nut, and the reason "Don't Worry, Darling" isn't very good is you can't use him as a subject, or you lose your bearings. |
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Smiley McGrouchpants Jr. |
3 days ago by Smiley McGrouchpants Jr. |
| "I'm sleeping a lot ... the singer's still a jerk ... " |
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Smiley McGrouchpants Jr. |
4 days ago by Smiley McGrouchpants Jr. |
| "I know what you're thinking -- why suck DONKEY DICKS on MTV™?? Why THERE??" |
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Smiley McGrouchpants Jr. |
4 days ago by Smiley McGrouchpants Jr. |
| "Leroy." |
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Smiley McGrouchpants Jr. |
4 days ago by Smiley McGrouchpants Jr. |
| "Well, I'm Dick CHENEY, after all — I don't suck DONKEY *DICKS*, or anything!!!" |
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Smiley McGrouchpants Jr. |
4 days ago by Smiley McGrouchpants Jr. |
| Norman Mailer once wrote a book about Marilyn Monroe ... |
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Smiley McGrouchpants Jr. |
6 days ago by Smiley McGrouchpants Jr. |
| "Let's go to Costco™, Mabel. They got them pickle jars. Only $5 each!!!" |
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Smiley McGrouchpants Jr. |
6 days ago by Smiley McGrouchpants Jr. |
| After you see "Don't Worry, Darling," you can Google the scene where Florence Pugh gets fucked by some guy in some other movie, and jerk off to it, and it feels real good!!! |
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Smiley McGrouchpants Jr. |
6 days ago by Smiley McGrouchpants Jr. |
| Joyce Carol Oates isn't even blonde. She doesn't know what she's talking about. |
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Smiley McGrouchpants Jr. |
6 days ago by Smiley McGrouchpants Jr. |
| I'm gonna make a Marilyn Monroe movie. |
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Smiley McGrouchpants Jr. |
7 days ago by Smiley McGrouchpants Jr. |
| "Stacey's STUPID-" |
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Smiley McGrouchpants Jr. |
7 days ago by Smiley McGrouchpants Jr. |
| "President Obama, a robot constructed from Lincoln Log™ toys, and a one-legged frog all walk into a bar." |
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Smiley McGrouchpants Jr. |
8 days ago by Smiley McGrouchpants Jr. |
| Think Pynchon read "Dance Dance Dance" in the original Japanese in 1988, before he wrote "Vineland?" |
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Smiley McGrouchpants Jr. |
9 days ago by Smiley McGrouchpants Jr. |
| Who's DUMBER ... ?? |
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Smiley McGrouchpants Jr. |
9 days ago by Smiley McGrouchpants Jr. |
| "There's a HOLE in the bucket, Dear 'Liza -- " |
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Smiley McGrouchpants Jr. |
10 days ago by Smiley McGrouchpants Jr. |
| Dick Cheney presents, "Blow Me: My Life Story!" |
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Smiley McGrouchpants Jr. |
11 days ago by Smiley McGrouchpants Jr. |
| Don't forget to Vote |
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Darryl Price |
11 days ago by Tim G. Young |
| Angel's STUPID— |
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Smiley McGrouchpants Jr. |
11 days ago by Jeffrey S. Callico |
