Advice to the Lovelorn at the Mall

Beware of shouting Dress Barn, Dress Barn! when having an orgasm

And don't tell him you were seeing Starbucks when you came

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Neil McCarthy, Sep 15, 2013

Hilarious!

Michelle Elvy, Sep 15, 2013

Funny! This gave me a good chuckle tonight.

Gary Hardaway, Sep 15, 2013

Wry.

Frankie Saxx, Sep 15, 2013

Hehe. Starbucks.

Jake Barnes, Sep 15, 2013

You are too much, Jerry! *

Amanda Harris, Sep 16, 2013

I laughed.*

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