Forum / What I Need-- in under 6 words

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    Susan Tepper
    Feb 22, 01:33pm

    This is a post where each person gets to write ONE THING they need. Need desperately.
    And it has to be written in under 6 words

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    Susan Tepper
    Feb 22, 01:34pm

    Big Book Contract

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    James Lloyd Davis
    Feb 22, 01:45pm

    Time, two ... three more lucid decades.

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    Matt Potter
    Feb 22, 01:55pm

    peace ... and an even temperament

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    Susan Tepper
    Feb 22, 02:25pm

    Jim Davis went over by one word. To keep the karma, you must post UNDER SIX WORDS..
    Jim, please repost..

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    M
    Feb 22, 03:45pm

    Not to be 43 years old.

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    Susan Tepper
    Feb 22, 04:01pm

    Quenby!! that's SIX WORDS.
    GUYS! UNDER 6--
    over 6 kills the karma--
    trust Madame Tishka on this--

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    M
    Feb 22, 04:14pm

    To be 23 years old.

    (I cannot count! Please help me Mme Tishka.)

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    See ya
    Feb 22, 04:17pm

    Peace of mind.

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    Christian Bell
    Feb 22, 04:53pm

    Much more than five words.

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    Carol Reid
    Feb 22, 05:02pm

    Take the money and run.

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    Neil Serven
    Feb 22, 05:14pm

    Another Scotch, when you can.

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    Susan Tepper
    Feb 22, 05:16pm

    Glad to see the new ones can count!
    Still waiting for Jim Davis to REVISE HIS TO UNDER 6..
    REVISION REVISION REVISION...

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    Jim V
    Feb 22, 05:31pm

    Much more than six words.

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    W.F. Lantry
    Feb 22, 05:40pm

    hot wild monkey sex with ...

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    Bill Yarrow
    Feb 22, 05:52pm

    Ask my debutante. She knows.

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    James Lloyd Davis
    Feb 22, 05:54pm

    Susan,

    You cite karma? Not to be contrary, but according to the protocols of the universal karmic wheel, and I reference, here, Strunk & White's condensed copy of the Vedas, "Six words are better than five, as five is the number of Kali, so the responsible author must avoid using sentences with five words. Six word sentences, however, will lead to world peace and universal harmony."

    We all want world peace. Who could possibly take a stand against world peace? With all due respect, I'm afraid I must peacefully submit that I stand firm in this position and will not bend. Nor will I amend my previous post.

    "So let it be said, so let it be written."

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    Joani Reese
    Feb 22, 06:05pm

    To write like Jim Davis : )

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    Carol Reid
    Feb 22, 06:10pm

    "I'm with JLD" t-shirt.

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    James Lloyd Davis
    Feb 22, 06:24pm

    Awwww, you guys ....

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    Linda Simoni-Wastila
    Feb 22, 07:29pm

    A sugar daddy.

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    Jules Archer
    Feb 22, 09:27pm

    Paper, a pen, a brain.

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    David Ackley
    Feb 22, 09:30pm

    Free digs in Paris.

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    Cherise Wolas
    Feb 22, 09:53pm

    My novel, finished and brilliant.

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    Ramon Collins
    Feb 22, 09:59pm

    To make peace with gravity.

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    Sam Rasnake
    Feb 22, 10:19pm

    Not to know -

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    J. Mykell Collinz
    Feb 22, 11:19pm

    To love and be loved.

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    Susan Tepper
    Feb 23, 12:13am

    These are intense!

    To Jim Davis: probably, most certainly, you are correct about the 5 vs the 6 in Karma. But 6 is a difficult number in astrology, whereas 5 is not.
    So 5 is our lucky number on this posting.
    This post sits with FIVE. FIVE MAXIMUM WORDS.

    Jim Davis give us 5 and throw caution to the wind!!!

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    Susan Tepper
    Feb 23, 12:51am

    ps-- 6 is a "closed" number, but notice how 5 is "open". We need open for our most intense desires.

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    Ann Bogle
    Feb 23, 01:50pm

    A different sugar daddy.

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    Judith A. Lawrence
    Feb 23, 06:14pm

    A conversation of a lifetime.

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    Roberta
    Feb 23, 06:33pm

    earth, rest, rejuvenation.

  • Franklin Goodish
    Feb 23, 08:06pm

    UFC PPV: Tepper vs. Davis

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    Christian Bell
    Feb 23, 08:44pm

    Hey, Bruiser Brody, what up?

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    A.G. Pasquella
    Feb 23, 09:37pm

    The Antidote.

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    James Lloyd Davis
    Feb 23, 10:12pm

    Okay, here's five words:
    The Nobel Prize for Literature.

    Another five:
    Romantic entanglement with Salma Hayek.

    Five more?
    Unlimited obligation from a hitman.

    Any one these would be enough for me. I'm not greedy.

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    Susan Tepper
    Feb 23, 11:21pm

    Ah... Jim Davis, the luck of the Irish to ya!
    May you get them all, in good order. Plus you're a good sport!

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    stephen hastings-king
    Feb 24, 02:52am

    a woman of negotiable virtue

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    Marcus Speh
    Feb 24, 03:19pm

    more time to finish my novella.

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    Susan Tepper
    Feb 24, 04:50pm

    Marcus!
    UNDER 6 words, s'il vous plait!

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    Kait Mauro
    Feb 24, 06:33pm

    Somebody who will listen without judgement.

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    Lynn Beighley
    Feb 24, 06:36pm

    Swift kick in the ass.

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    Katie
    Feb 24, 08:21pm

    another dime in the jukebox

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    Susan Tepper
    Feb 24, 08:32pm

    People who can count FIVE

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    James Lloyd Davis
    Feb 24, 08:37pm

    I saw that one coming.

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    David Ackley
    Feb 24, 11:32pm

    An end to needing things.

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    Susan Tepper
    Feb 24, 11:40pm

    Ha! @ Jim Davis (who knows I'm watching the count like a hawk..
    @ David Ackley: when you figure that out would you let me in?

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    David Ackley
    Feb 25, 12:15am

    Susan,

    I assume you're talking here of the --at this point entirely hypothetical--apartment in Paris, to which of course, the answer is yes, and not--the equally hypothetical-- end to needing things to which the answer would have to be, Are you sure? Because what's the fun in that, really?

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    Susan Tepper
    Feb 25, 01:01am

    I need the apartment in Paris.

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    Susan Tepper
    Feb 25, 01:02am

    Shit! May I have a do-over?

    Need the apartment in Paris.

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    David Ackley
    Feb 25, 01:27am

    Do-over denied.

    (Request exceeds limit.)

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    Susan Tepper
    Feb 25, 01:46am

    REALLY need apartment in Paris?

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    Susan Tepper
    Feb 25, 01:47am

    SHARE apartment in Paris?

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    David Ackley
    Feb 25, 03:54am

    Request granted. Key under mat.

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    Susan Tepper
    Feb 25, 11:22am

    HA! Which rue? Which arrondisement?

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    David Ackley
    Feb 25, 03:22pm

    27 Rue de Fleurus. Sixieme.

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    Shelagh Power-Chopra
    Feb 25, 03:51pm

    a garrett with onion smells

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    Susan Tepper
    Feb 25, 05:24pm

    Sacre bleu!

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    Marcus Speh
    Feb 25, 08:10pm

    MORE TIME TO FINISH NOVELLA.

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    Matt Potter
    Feb 26, 02:53am

    People who can count FIVE - so perfect for a didacticist like me! (Did I just invent a new word?!)

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    Matthew A. Hamilton
    Feb 26, 12:30pm

    A publisher.

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    Pamela J. Parker
    Feb 26, 04:49pm

    Good wine, a wife and laughter.

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    Susan Tepper
    Feb 26, 06:04pm

    Well we just got another SIXER !
    five five five five five..
    Even I goofed up and it's my posting.
    but we have to make them FIVE (for the good wish karma)

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    Krista Clement
    Feb 26, 06:11pm

    More time to write.

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    Krista Clement
    Feb 26, 06:13pm

    A different way to love.

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    Susan Tepper
    Feb 26, 06:17pm

    I love:
    A different way to love.
    Krista, it's a story title..

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    Pamela J. Parker
    Feb 26, 07:48pm

    Good wine, wife and laughter. (C'est cinq, oui?)

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    Susan Tepper
    Feb 26, 10:15pm

    Oui oui oui oui oui

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