I'm not feeling
I tried to tackle my money
but it slipped past me
and ran out the door.
I don't have a clue what to do.
and I can't be worrying about you
while both of us are trying to snag
the same pair of leather shoelaces
Between the financial markets
which I don't understand
and the rich guys who own all the land
am caught needing a bailout
which seems at the moment
not at hand.
So having sent all my cash
to some fanatic Iranian,
I am firing up my charcoal grill
and eyeing the neighbor's Pomeranian.