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Economics


by Larry Strattner


 

Man,

I'm not feeling

so happy

anymore.

I tried to tackle my money

but it slipped past me

and ran out the door.

 

I don't have a clue what to do.

I'm hungry

and I can't be worrying about you

while both of us are trying to snag

the same pair of leather shoelaces

to chew.

 

Between the financial markets

which I don't understand

and the rich guys who own all the land

In Dubai

I

am caught needing a bailout

which seems at the moment

not at hand.

 

So having sent all my cash

to some fanatic Iranian,

I am firing up my charcoal grill

and eyeing the neighbor's Pomeranian.

 

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